The future of commerce?

“Hey Siri? Make me a doohickey that I can use to put this glass bowl into to keep from burning me when I grab it out of the microwave. Make it out of sturdy hemp rope about 8 inches in diameter 3.5 inches deep shaped like a bowl. I would like the colors to be Rasta style with concentric rings top to bottom. Also if the pattern could have a lion head with mane centered inside at the bottom that would be great. After I approve the design and price, would you please send it to be ‘printed’ at the V-mart on Milkey Way and Zeeb Road. Set it up so if the design becomes valued and copied just charge one dollar more than what it costs to print. If the design sells over 1,000 units please take 2 cents from each dollar made and apply it to extra advertising – “microwave” voice prompts in North America only for now. All money made can be sent to this phone’s Apple Pay. Thank you!”