Pleasure Meeting You

I am a liar, you say. 

We think alike. 

I am a thief, you say. 

Think alike. 

I am a cheater, you say. 

Alike. 

I am a bigot, a sexist, a fraud. 

We are the same.

An asshole, a loser, a snob. 

The same.  

Blasphemous, hypocritical, weak. 

Same.

Truthful, you say?

I say liar! 

Innocent, you say?

I say thief!

Honest, you say? 

I say cheater!  

I hope we meet again later.