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Francis Erich McElroy

Published posts, philosophical humor, deep thoughts.


  • Fooling My Hand

    I took a good look at the back of my hand a minute ago. I gave it the once over and decided it was the same hand it always has been. It is the same hand that blocks my view wherever I look. It’s always there at the angle I choose, the same size and…

  • One Ought to Read More

    List three books that have had an impact on you. Why? The Doors of Perception, Slaughterhouse-Five, Crime and Punishment. Three books. 781 pages. What I remember from each book can’t even fill the last page.  I remember that the way one ought to see is revealed in the folds and wrinkles of khaki pants worn…

  • Everybody Holds the Conch Shell

    If you’re within earshot of me and can hear anybody other than yourself, you know who I am. Whenever I say something, whatever I say, wherever, I am echoing off of every wall I’ve ever known, my inner ear ringing constantly as the ocean sings within a conch shell heard for the very first time.…

  • The Alchemy of a Sentence

    I do this all the time. I start a sentence, trusting that there will unfold a purpose to what I write because…there is an element to the first sentence I write that attaches to the next sentence, forming a compound where letters gather to exercise in pairs, vowel to vowel or consonant to vowel, or…

  • The Invisible Prompt

    “Write the first thing that comes to mind,” Eric thought to himself.  Then he starts to write the first thing that comes to mind but he fears he will be discovered because of that. He most likely won’t write the first thing that comes to mind all the way through until the end and he…