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Francis Erich McElroy

Published posts, philosophical humor, deep thoughts.

  • Nothing Good Comes Out of Fifteen Seconds of Fame

    Confidence is the exhibition of a lucky run at immersive entertainment. Doubt is the outcome of forgetting your lines when you have only two left.  Bravery is talking over extras in a restaurant scene when they are not actually talking. Cowardice is punching Mickey Mouse in the nose and then writing him in for president. …

  • Perfection

    Take a page and write it out. Put your word out there for others to read. If they like it they can borrow it. If they love it they can copy word for word and put it on their wall. That way, when they feel better after memorizing word for word you can go ahead…

  • I Can Never Win

    At square one I had great expectations for what lay ahead of me but by the time I realized I had already been to square one thousands of times before twenty years had got behind me. What was expected of me had potential written all over it. With potential I can one day do what…

  • Untitled w/ no picture

    Why don’t I take a normal sentence and twist it all around to make the words seem like the wrong words for the direction of the sentence and then switch gears again to make the sentence understandable to those that would use different words in the same direction. Maybe I could take a simple topic…

  • If I were just a thought

    Why is it that I’m always listening to facts and opinions when neither are original enough to give me an answer to the question of what is an original thought?  When one considers the fact that discoveries are original, since they were technically here first before being revealed, the history of an original thought can’t…