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Francis Erich McElroy

Published posts, philosophical humor, deep thoughts.

  • Vocalizing The Silent Majority

    When the silent majority decides to make it known they want to be part of the movement of present day decisions that are normally boasted through channels of creativity and opportunity, it should be proliferated in the following way.  We should talk about topics in a manner that indicates we are not reporting on what…

  • The future of commerce?

    “Hey Siri? Make me a doohickey that I can use to put this glass bowl into to keep from burning me when I grab it out of the microwave. Make it out of sturdy hemp rope about 8 inches in diameter 3.5 inches deep shaped like a bowl. I would like the colors to be…

  • How Morning Dew Makes Me Feel

    I sit up clutching my chest having witnessed an unfathomable scene in my sleep. The type of nightmare I knew I would have before my head hit the pillow a few hours before. I pivot my aching bones to a seated position on the edge of my bed before putting on my hard soled slippers.…

  • “Who’s The Boss Will Be Back In A Moment”

    Sitting on a porch, older, thinking back to what I wanted to be when I was a younger man who could still make things happen for myself I remember I wanted to go into advertising. I wanted to write a catch phrase here and a jingle there that would catch on and get on the…

  • “Travels With Charley” at home on your lap

    I lost it because I didn’t know where it was. I didn’t know where I wanted to be so I left.  I went to the mountains to not ride my bike there, same as at home. Drove to San Francisco, ran out of gas on their bridge, then got gas and left without visiting the…