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Francis Erich McElroy

Published posts, philosophical humor, deep thoughts.

  • The Universal Reputation

    Each one of us thinks we are very important, as important as the next guy, and we are, but a person is awarded money to purchase resources from the ground for doing good and a small amount of elitists think they do the greatest good. Measuring a person’s worth in this way may be an…

  • Drawbridge At The Center of Town

    I used to jump off a high drawbridge, which was illegal, testing the waters to see if my cautious side would surrender to the turbulence of fear versus bravery that could be mistaken for stupidity. There was a lot of foreboding brought about from previous mishaps and my cautious side would ensure me avoiding injury…

  • Gondola to Eden

    I like to go running. And then I wake up wondering what was I running from. Was it a giant scythe wielded by a laughing witch seeking mold to make a potion to paralyze me? Could it have been a long winded lecture about a sabbatical gone mysteriously right but instead I get marked wrong…

  • Little Hands

    I am conceited when it comes to my perfect little hands. I will gaze at them for too many minutes as I scrunch four fingers to the top of my palm, revealing their shortness and sophistication compared to an ape. How shiny my fingernails are, and how many galaxies would I destroy if I were…

  • Humor

    Humor is dough for the soul that is transformed from the mind into an impression of our body as it rises with laughter. It is body english that lets the jester know he is on the right track to making a crowd laugh before he rolls with the punchline. Laughter is how the king responds…