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Francis Erich McElroy

Published posts, philosophical humor, deep thoughts.

  • The Difference Between Insanity and Death

    What experiences in life helped you grow the most? I grew up one day when I was 22 years young. I stepped into a bar and was told the meaning of life by a dead person who was lingering in the corner speaking to everybody but only I could hear. I was sober but insane.…

  • A Three Way Tie

    If you could be someone else for a day, who would you be, and why? I would like to be any man who pokes his head into a heated argument to say “there may not be many differences between you two men but there are plenty of people who see right through your differences.” Then…

  • No Hands

    What is the biggest challenge you will face in the next six months? Look at me Ma, I have above average looks. Look at me Pa, I’m above average at sports. Papa, I have above average intelligence. Gamma, I’m kinda nice. But that was then and you guys are all gone. I’ve been slipping ever…

  • Cuckoo AI

    AI makes me feel something.  AI makes me feel some sort of stupid.  AI makes me feel some sort of stupid when I want to ask it something.  AI makes me feel like something isn’t right when I ask it about myself and it doesn’t have any information.  AI makes up information from a pamphlet…

  • The Price of a Fossil

    There is a river raging across my forehead carving through fossils left behind from an earlier time long ago inside my mind. The deeper it carves fossils are exposed for everyone to see even though fossils are still alive inside of me. The more the river bends the older fossils get the more the past…