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Francis Erich McElroy

Published posts, philosophical humor, deep thoughts.

  • Houseman

    I am peculiarly unstressed wandering around my house in an ass scratching motif. Drinking out of milk cartons. Cream cable knit sweater spot free. Half of a mustache if I could but nobody to entertain. I’ve not taken the spill yet, guaranteed. Clean looks this way when sane. Doing what I want, free will, and…

  • I’m Fond of Mania

    I’m all over the place. I’m glued to the television. I’m higher than a weather balloon. I’m the Titanic at rest. I’m smiling like a well fed chimp. I’m sad as an elephant trying to jump. I’m running down the dream. I’m sitting straight up in bed terrified. I’m excited for this weekend. I’m bored…

  • The Super Flaw in Superheroes

    “Don’t drop any food because Eric will have to clean it up,” slovenly said by the second in charge of this small operation made up of people in service to God. Eric looked around to zero laughter, just faces that seemed used to this kind of dig at the new guy. “Does anybody else feel…

  • Time – I’ll Get Around To It

    “I’ll get around to it,” Jer said when he was asked to go to the laundromat.  On his way out a few hours later he looked around for a piece of fruit to eat but quickly gave up, opting instead to stop at Magoos Pizzaria for a slice since it’s on the way. Every time…

  • no matter how hard they try I’m not going away

    I’m not going away.  I’m going to clean your clocks.  Take every ounce of pain and make you feel the same. If what I say right now is not the fucking truth  I’ll take back all the shit I’ve said bury it under rocks. Rocks on this planet. Rocks on the moon. Rocks all in…