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Francis Erich McElroy

Published posts, philosophical humor, deep thoughts.

  • Learn to Code

    I done thunk a lot and I come up with maybe I oughta go sit down nare in a chair in front of a computer I seen and type. I’d think better if I do it sooner instead of put my phone in my hand every so often which is where my vocabulary seems to…

  • I do not digress

    Every life I come back reborn, a lot less shaven and a bit more confused about who is the predator and who is the prey. Every decade I get smaller, my ears get larger with more hair and I gain more confidence in my ability to find food and shelter. Every year I take a…

  • Inflate Your Imagination

    I can’t write anymore. I wrack my brain instead. I’m searching for a beginning to this session but all I can come up with is frustration. Holding my head in my hands like a balloon that is being squeezed skin to rubber. A tormenting sound that has me wanting to break stuff in order to…

  • Take My Name

    I knew I should never give it up. But I did anyway. I gave it all away. I just delivered my greatest quote to a complete stranger for them to take it all and fill a blank spot with my ideas. I can’t claim the words as mine. I can’t make them stop. I know…

  • One Thing Leads To Another

    I should just choose one thing and go for it. Just pick that one thing I love to do and find a way to do that the rest of my life and get paid for it.  I could find a way to sell one type of product out of all the products that are needed…