Describe your life in an alternate universe.
I’d be a shrew with no insects, worms, or fruit around who washes nuts off in a pool of algae that never gets them clean enough to eat. I would spend the rest of my days slurping the algae, never finding out that salt from the ocean goes good with nuts. The same hiccups as here, still having not figured out how to drink a glass of water upside down.
Francis Erich McElroy 